I have a mate who doesn’t exactly do a lot for a living. In fact his dayjob seems to be dispersing information that he finds amusing around his circle of friends. Now usually we could never publish any of this stuff without fear of the FBI, the Gideons or at very least a couple of ninjas bursting in the door and hauling us off to the Ministry of Truth.
But today is different, today is a clean joke day and in honour of this rare occasion we’ll share it with you:
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?